I’m looking for some alien toilet to park my bricks. Who’s first?

El rey ha vuelto, este es el esperado trailer que prometió 3D Realms ayer, el juego lleva 10 años en desarrollo y pasado por tres motores gráficos, parece ser una realidad, pero aún no hay nada en concreto.

Y como bono: las frases que ha dicho Duke durante su carrera:

Duke Nukem 3D (1996)

• All aboard the Midtown Express…TO HELL!
• Guess again, freakshow. Duke’s coming back to town, and the last thing that’s gonna go through your mind before you die… is my size 13 boot!
• I like a good cigar…and a bad woman…
• I don’t know who you are, where you are from, or what you want… But if you threaten my freedom… I’ll kill you.
• I’m Duke Nukem and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
• I feel like drinkin’ a gallon o’ turpentine, and pissin’ on a brush fire…
• I should have known those alien maggots booby trapped the sub.
• It’s time to abort your whole freaking species!
• It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m all outta gum!
• My name is Duke Nukem – and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
• My name is Duke Nukem! After a few days of R&R I’ll be ready for more action!
• Nobody steals our chicks… and lives!
• Your ass is grass, and I’ve got the weedwacker.
• Your face, your ass, what’s the difference?
• You’re an inspiration for birth control.
• (Después de pisar caca de alien) Shit happens!
• Groovy!
• Cooool!
• [Después de encontrar el cadáver de Luke Skywalker’s colgando de cabeza] Now this is a force to be reckoned with!
• [Después de encontrar tres chicas en un cuarto oculto] Hmmm, my kind of party! I wish I had time!
• [Al verse al espejo] Damn! I’m looking good!
• [Después de matar un grupo de alines de un disparo] Damn, I’m good!
• It’s down to you and me, you one-eyed freak!
• Suck it down!
• Now THAT’s gonna leave a scar!
• [Despues de descargar el baño] Ahhhh… much better!
• Damn, that’s the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!
• [Después de ver una computadora de la oficia con el juego DukeNukem] Get back to work you slacker!
• Nukem ‘till they glow, then shoot ‘em in the dark!
• Heh, Heh, Heh, what a mess!
• This is K-T-I-T. KTIT. Playing the breast… Uh… The best tunes in town!
• [Después de ver el cadaver cercenado de un marino Doom] Hmm, that’s one «Doomed» Space Marine.
• [Después de examinar la arcade de Duke Nukem II] Hmm, don’t have time to play with myself.
• Damn, you’re ugly.
• What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum sucking algae eater?
• Who wants some?
• Come get some!
• It’s my way or the….Hell it’s my way!
• I’m gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck.

Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

• Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your chicks.
• Have you seen my rubber…duckie?
• I’ll blow you a new hole!
• I’m God’s gift to women!
• Lick My Wet Butt Hole!
• I love the smell of bacon in the morning /Reference to «Apocalypse Now!» and the smell of the napalm in the morning/
• I make this look good
• Lara, is that you? (referencia al videojuego Tomb Raider)
• Looks like it’s time to grill!
• Looks like it’s TIME TO KILL!
• I got no time to bleed!
• My home away from home! [haciendo referencia a un club nudista]
• Ooh baby! You need a face lift!
• Rubba dub dub, get out of the tub
• The bigger they are, the more they bleed!
• There’s new sheriff in town. (pronounced in a southern accent)
• What the hell are you waiting for? Christmas?
• You make a great belt
• Suck my Boomstick (referencia a las peliculas de Evil Dead)

Duke Nukem: Zero Hour

• Blow it out your ass!
• Don’t worry, saving chicks is what I’m all about!
• Now hear me! Aliens have traveled in worlds past, for trying change history. I went back and fought them! But my Time machine was destroyed, and now I can no longer chase them through time![…]But remember, if you don’t go back and make things right, earth’s history will forever change, and mankind could be wiped out!
• You’re too good looking to kill, but I’m gonna kill you anyway! (hablandole a un clon de si mismo)

Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes

• Well, enough talk then. Come get some! Oh, Silverback, one more thing. I’m gonna enjoy pissin’ on your dead body!

Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project

• Ah, New York! It’s my kind of town. If I can kill ‘em here…I can kill ‘em ANYWHERE!
• Come on Morphix, there’s only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die!
• Confucius say… DIE!)
• I always said, if there was a way to go, it’d have something to do with women, whips, and oil…
• Someone’s gonna pay for making me find these friggin’ key cards…
• Space…the final frontier. These are the voyages of Duke Nukem. His continuing mission…to explore strange new babes. To seek out new aliens and kick their asses.
• This is it…let’s you and me finish off this bastard once and for all!
• Time to deworm The Big Apple…
• Time to deliver max pain on the A Train…now where’d I put that subway token? (referencia al videojuego Max Payne)
• Time for mutation-mutilation!
• Your kung-fu is through!
• You’re goin’ down faster than the XFL!
• Life is like a box of ammo… (en referencia a la película Forrest Gump: «Life is like a box of chocolates…»)